i couldn’t find mirta anywhere!
is it wicked not to care?
my name is virginia. i like mismatched clothing and dishes. i live in louisville.
i would hang out with you but i would require champagne or absinthe.
there are a few people i wish weren’t working today. i’d like to be on a porch drinking kool aid and listening to alkaline trio with them.
houdini!
dear coworkers.
please do not let me eat burritos, sandwiches, pizza, or noodles for lunch. tell me my money is only good for purchasing smoothies. thanks.Dear Delta Gamma bitch in line at the post office
hahaha!
GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE! No one cares to hear about what you had for dinner last night. Your whiny voice is cutting right through me like a knife. I am now violent the rest of the day thanks to you.
Kudos, bitch, kudos.
the conversation was thrilling i can bet, but why does my arm look so BIG. wait, is that what it looks like?
$5 if you can guess what we were talking about? Great dinner with Friends!! Thanks for pic Wil.
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Miss Marples is trying to enjoy the Official Olympics Website, but it keeps crashing!
(The Official Olympic Website is brought to you by Microsoft Silverlight)……